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Microwave claim latest whopper cooked up by team Trump

By Dan K. Thomasson Tribune News Service (TNS) Published:

WASHINGTON -- My relationship with my microwave has dramatically changed.

I can no longer look at it as a convenient way to make a quick cup of coffee or tea. Now, it's an evil instrument capable of allowing outsiders to intrude my life.

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